I've heard some excellent things about Afghanistan. In fact any country ending with -stan is awesome.
Chitral is the best and safest place in the world. It is situated in the KPK province of Pakistan. All major cities of Pakistan are affected by terrorism but Chitral is the only place which is safe and peaceful because of its geography and its people who are very loving and hospitable.
Japan is safe. Unless you've pissed off the Yakuza. Lowest crime rate of any OECD nation.
Definitely Iraq or Somalia
They'll take care of you over there ;)