help!!!
I work for the resort chain Wyndham and we have a really great promotion with rates starting at $99 for a 4-5 star resort stay for 3 days and 2 nights. Where are you trying to go? Email me for destinations and full details. sdechavarria@gmail.com
Camping is always great - it's affordable and a real adventure! I have grown up going on camping trips and loved it as a kid - still love it as a grown up.
Alternatively, if you don't like to sleep in a tent, you may consider a youth hostel (there are larger rooms, so it would be kind of like a hotel room - just the cheapest version) - that could result in a great city trip :)
go to a campground. masturbate in the woods. that should be a real vacation from masturbating in your room and in public restrooms.
go camping