You can usually create a time machine out of potatoes and salad dressing. First of all, you need to pick some fresh potatoes from a farm in France. It can be any farm, it just has to be a french farm. You then need to get any salad dressing from anywhere in the world and mix the two together in a large bowl with a whisk. The result from the mixing will create a thick substance that you will then need to cook in any microwave for around 10 minutes. As soon as the 10 minutes is up, the microwave will start to smoke. When you inhale the smoke, you will need to chant the following line 50 times whilst standing on one foot and rubbing your stomach:
"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est".
As you are repeating the chant for the 50th time. close your eyes and keep them closed until 10 seconds after you are finished the 50th chant. When you open them, you will be standing in the exact same position on the Earth but 171 years in the future.
Good luck!
Well, who is the president in 2183 and who was before him. And more important only you and i should know: does what you do in the past affects your future or it was supposed to happen?
Lol has there been another world war? What flavors of ice cream are there now? do we have flying cars? Are there ways of talking to eachother through 3D holographic images or do we still use phones n computers?
Just give me the results of the next national lottery and maybe I'll believe you :)
We can't consider that proof till he actually wins haha
Hi Somer,
just go on e-bay, they sell anything.
Oh lord xD
