The cold war was so tense that all the nuclear testing caused a rift in spacetime, the real reason that Einstein helped develop the atom bomb, which, of course, retroactively caused the continent to break off due to continental drift a couple hundred million years ago. The temporal rift also caused migration patterns to shift in early human so that Slavic dialects would diverge from Germanic dialects that would later become English, which is why Palin can still see Russia from her house.
Russia got mad because the US kept leaving the toilet seat up.
Both had an orgasm and it was over. The enjoyed a cigarette and feel a sleep. The End!
For a post under jokes and riddles this wasn't funny.
It did not we were never connected.
