okay first things first. walk around with a cd player and you would get more attention making you look cool. have over sized headphones and grow out your hair. wear really long jeans and little shirts. next walk around with a dog named killer. dont forget to wear oversized glasses too

I have an iPad, and I don't feel hip or cool. But I do sometime feel creative

Anyone who uses the word hip will never, ever, ever be cool.

Maybe, don't underestimate placebo effect.